modern greek gods
zeus:
spoiled rich kid that gets away with everything
poseidon:
surfer dude
hades:
just a simple banker trying to live his simple life
hera:
suburban wine mom
apollo:
stoner that plays wonderwall in a college campus quad
artemis:
hardcore feminist and queer activist
dionysus:
philosopher by day, hardcore partier by night
hestia:
your grandma
aphrodite:
tyra banks
ares:
overly aggressive gamergate dudebro
hephaestus:
under appreciated i.t. employee who fixes everything, probably actually the xkit guy
hermes:
that one asshole who's always on his bluetooth
athena:
hermione
demeter:
little old lady who runs an organic produce stand at your local farmer's market but could 11/10 kick your ass
