nireblue:

jayrockin:

jackaldope:

some handy tips for drawing men that look like men and women that look like women:

• on average, a man’s shoulders should be around 2.5 to 3 heads wide. a woman’s shoulders should be infinite, extending like an eternal flesh ribbon into the howling vortex of time and space
• men do NOT have body hair. men have NO hair. men are genetically incapable of growing hair. stop drawing hairy men. stop drawing men altogether. men do NOT exist
• DON’T forget the luxurious pelt that all women sport, grown from birth and increasing in length indefinitely until death, typically attaining lengths of up to three metres
• women have wider hips than men, who have no hips at all, only negative space and mc escher optical illusions
• remember, men and women have different sex characteristics. men have flat chests, tails, and 23 gherkins. women have a narrow waist, known as a “wasp waist”, two pairs of wings, and either an ovipositor or a stinger
• women are WASPS
• they’re fucking BUGS you piece of SHIT
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did i do it right

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